So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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