just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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