her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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