my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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