i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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