Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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