whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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