You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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