we have officially lost it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You dont lie about slip and slides
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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