Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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