Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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