we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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