we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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