There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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