Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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