my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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