Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We left an ass print on the piano.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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