But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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