I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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