There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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