i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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