Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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