I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I need to calm my uterus...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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