a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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