but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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