That's intense
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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