I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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