Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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