considering those stupid things cost $250 I wouldn't be crying, I would be kicking your asses. I hate the boots but would be pissed off that you fucked with my expensive stuff
5:53 is right. Still, I laughed a bit at this text because those things really are hideous. Especially when they're worn by a fat girl in leggings, as is too often the case.
Good! Go stoners! Ugg boots are fucking ugly and stupid anyway. Dumb ass bitches all wearing the same shit with fucking mini skirts. What are you retarded?
You guys are all retarded. He wasnt trying to be a dick..thats why this text is so funny, he was just THAT high that he thought of an idea like that. I think its hilarious, too
super not cool. Whether or not you like Uggs, that shit costs money dude. Don't fuck w/ people's money. If she flushed $200 of coke down the toilet, or did $200 worth of damage to your car, or burned $200 worth of your clothes, whatever. You'd be bitter as hell. Crying is a stupid reaction. I'd kick some ass.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, FUCK YOU AND THE WHITE HORSE YOU THINK YOU RODE IN ON. THERE IS NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT DESTROYING OTHER PEOPLE'S VALUED PROPERTY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRUEL AND YOU ARE A HEARTLESS INDIVIDUAL.
sry, 7:34, shallow is shallow. if you pay 250 bucks for a pair of shoes and are gonna cry when they get messed up ('cause no matter what, they're not gonna last forever, for fuck's sake), you're shallow. it's a fucking pair of SHOES, not your grandmother. getting mad is a different story.
To everyone saying the gf is a shallow and vain bitch, fuck you. That's $250 of HERS that you just threw out the window. What if she saved up and worked hard for the money to pay for those? I don't care how you feel about her fashion choices, that is just not cool. If I was that girl, I wouldn't be crying, I'd be knocking the OP in the face. And then maybe pouring bleach on all of his clothes. Turn about is fair play, motherfucker.
Should have just burned them! Cant stand seeing tubby bitches wearing too small of sweatpants and Uggs with their muffin tops hanging out... dont you tards have mirrors in your houses? You like like a fucking slob wearing those! Even if a girl is a stone cold hottie she still looks retarded wearing those
6:12 hit the nail on the head. Someone outta tell them fat skanks that wat u wear does not equivilate hotness...really high so don't bitch at my spelling
I absolutely love when girls say bitch move, or bitch ass or anything similar. You do realize that when saying bitch move you are saying what guys refer to as "acting like a woman"?
if one more hypocrite says grow up, i will start walking around with spraypaint and make every girl i see wearing uggs cry.
YOU'RE ON TFLN, THEREFORE YOUR RIGHT TO TELL PEOPLE TO GROW UP IS NULL AND VOID.
Bitchy as all hell.. I'm from mn we wear uggs because they're warm in the winter, not with leggings and miniskirts that's nasty as fuck.. those are hella bank idk why some crack ass ho would fuck with her shit but I don't think she gives a flying fart in space about being different she probably just doesn't want her shit fucked with by her dipshit boyfriend
To you guys saying she is overacting, those things are expensive, whether you like them or not. If someone fucked up something of yours that was like $150 I'm sure you'd be pissed. That's pretty fucked up.
hahaa, i seriously woulda knockd you out and made you hand over the money to buy me brand new ones:) if ya ever wanna get laid againnn, this prollyy wasnt a good idea on your part.
Don't give a shit how much they cost, she deserves it for being such a trend following whore. Don't buy expensive shit to try to fit in, you look fucking stupid!
Stoner win!
Sorry, I know they cost her parents some money, but I think all UGGS should be destroyed. Besides, it's not like they're Frye boots or anything.
Also, I ROFLED.
Sounds like you need about $250 of your weed burned up in front of you. Grow up litlle douche. I personally hate those shoes, but if you pulled that shit on me, I'd fuck your shit up.
If someone broke 200 bucks worth of my shit I would cut a bitch. But then again I am poor as fuck and 200 dollars goes a long fucking way. I bet that sorostitute bitch didnt pay for those boots at all, her daddy did and you know it. Why? Because fashion designers are smart enough to know that if you make ugly ass shit dumb rich bitches will still wear it and call it 'style'.
such an asshole move... those are expensive... who cares if you think they're ugly or whatever.... i'm sure you stoner assholes have the best taste in clothes/shoes yourselves
I would be pissed about my property being ruined. It's MINE! But I would probably be even more upset that my boyfriend turned out to be such an asshole/druggie that can't function properly under the influence.
I have to agree - wouldn't be so funny if she spray painted your xbox. But 7:34, I highly doubt she worked hard for them. Anyone who wears Uggs more than likely had them bought for them by their parents.
6:59, if she's ugly, he's dating an ugly chick. At least he was, until she dumped him for ruining her furry boots. Pretty sure that makes him a worthless piece of crap.
Jesus Christ. What the fuck is with you people. You come to this site to see funny shit and when you find something you bitch about it. No one gives a fuck what you would because the fact of the matter is it didn't happen to you. So shut the fuck up and stop ruining everyone elses fun. Also funny.
Yeah has it occured to anyone that maybe she's crying because her bf's a druggo prick and NOT because she's a "shallow bitch" crying over her uggies?! And besides, who wouldnt crack the shits over their stuff being wrecked!
That's so funny, but I'd kick someone's ass. If you cry over something expensive being ruined you aren't a spoiled bitch, you understand the concept of spending a great deal of money and valuing what you have in life. Personally I wouldn't cry because the bitch ass would buy me a new pair. But still, I laughed.
7:27 your most likely *insert word here* And you most likely purchased it from china and thing your are cool. Truth is no one even Takes you seriously or thinks it's real in the first place.
heeelllloooo shitt heads?! *hint lay off the weed, or find a new high those things aren't cheap & if i was her i'd make you buy me a new pair...lets see who won't be smoking for about a month..
How is that funny? My best friend has uggs (shes a girl dont worry) and those things are mad expensive. How would you feel if i spraypainted your 175$ nikes? Oh wait you dont have any cuz obviously you waste all your money on pot. I would get pissed if someone spraypainted my nikes, but i woulsnt cry
What's up with all these wannabee hard ass people? I would fuck his shit up if he did that to me....really? Something tells me that you are one of those entitled twats that thinks you can hit a guy, because it is socially unacceptable for him to hit you back. Talk about double standards
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