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  • 12:56, that's what the interwebs are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Ohh...its Mr. Proper again.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:29pm
  • actually, offended Canadian, i just finished a US history refresher course and we were taught about all of that. so suck it. and also, not all Americans are so rude, stupid, and egotistical. please don't be hypocritical about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:11am
  • lmao! 102 is most likely a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Spell check checks the spelling of words. If you use an otherwise correct word in a wrong context due to misspelling, like say, you type "Save" instead of "Shave", it will not pick up on this. In places where it matters, proofread. In places where it doesn't make a fucking difference, like here, who gives a shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:12pm
  • im with the reply. who cares if they're real? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Stop with the Patches quotes.....nothing says douchebag like a Patches O'Hoolihan quote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:47pm
  • @7:05 half of Canada is french, and we all know how tough they are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Hey Merkin, let us know when you need a working economy again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03pm
  • why do people get so fired up over this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 7:05 - it's "eh?" you fool... if you are going to poke fun, at least make sure it's correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Fucking colonials need to shut the fuck up and step back in line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:42pm
  • People start wars against England because of its location. People start wars against America because they're dickheads. Do you honestly think Hitler would have cared about England if it had been somewhere in the Mediterranean sea?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Odds of people caring whether or not you think this text is real? You're a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:41pm
  • coming from a girl with small tits but a huge ass-thank you, 7:49.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I met a Canadian once. Nice chap, good sense of humour, nothing wrong with him. However, I did laugh out loud when he actually turned out to say "aboot."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Fuck you, I'm English. I'm not going to conform to your mangled spelling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:24pm
  • @ 2 23.. not any decent guys. you ever think of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:12pm
  • @141 because this is their life and take it seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:48pm
  • perfect!!! (not saying first)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:30pm
  • THIS WEBSITE IS MY LIFE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:57pm
  • LMAO.....nice everyone. Just 3 more hours of reading this shit to pass time before i get out of work!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:12pm
  • i dont think they were being hypocritical, there right arent they, I had no idea about any of that other then we were in dept, you said it your self u had to take a refresher course to learn it, and they even said they have amercian friend...I'm american and all my friends make fun of other counrties they know nothing about..we are almost the same people..its like a country person(being canadian) vs. a city person(america)...just a little difference between us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:48am
  • humoUr.....oh like coloUr....doUchebag.....fUck U......Up yoUrs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:35pm
  • true to that!!! ..my man loves my ass ..and also loves my..small chest.....we wont sag when we are older!!!..we will still have boobs that look like a 20 year olds..when our friends who had big b's and up wont look so good anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:59pm
  • where ever you live theres guys, maybe you should shave your mustache and then they'd let you put their pepe in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:23pm
  • 1:32 - Brits unite!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:59pm
  • (for 1256) because its fun...and don't knock on misspelled words if you can't use proper punctuation and grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:58pm
  • You see, 5:13, this is why the world hates you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Stop with the "Stop with the posts." Irony o' clock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Odds of any of the previous posters having a life...one in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:46pm
  • haha pathetic..ur just mad because canada just shot you down with history that you guys were never taught...i think its pretty hilarious actually. ....doesnt it suck the whole worlds laughing at you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:37pm
  • but i do love americans..i have alot of americans friends...you guys are just blind to some things...like im sure alot of other countries are to but we arent brought up to think we are better..it would just be nice if u guys realised all this and stopped putting down every counrty when u havent even been there, met anyone from there..or even had a history class on them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Why do people argue with each other on here over if a text is real or not? Who gives a FUCK that one is funny. Also people need to use spell check.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:56pm
  • I must say, it's rather fun having a different conversation that the monotonous norms that one usually finds on this site... even if it is an argument over the merits of being English (of which there are many) and to those who say "speak properly" I say SOD OFF YOU STUPID BUGGERS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Isnt it time for tea?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:25pm
  • You can't speak with punctuation retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:03pm
  • i KNOW i have a nice ass, but i'm also aware that being 5'7" and a 32A puts me on the very-small-chested end of things, you just gotta find a guy who appreciates the ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:59pm
  • yeah haven't done any actual work all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:42pm
  • americans need to stop thinking they are so much better then everyone else...seriously..n just so u guys all know..canadians burnt down ur white house at a point in history...but you arent taught that..oh and u lost a couple wars that they also leave out in the history books.....media pumps u guys with fucked information to think ur all powerful when really ur country is in more dept then any other...sorry guys....i dont blame you..its just how ur raised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:44pm
  • hey limey...just let us know when you need help kicking the Germans ass again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:00pm
  • 2 more hours of being bored at work to go for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:56pm
  • America makes fun of whoever it wants simply because we can, and fuck you canada you are worthless as a country, hows that aye?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:05pm
  • "You're" 1:25. "YOU'RE" and that ain't some dipshit american spelling either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Yummy.....count me in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • glad we got off the whole canada-america thing, the canadians came out in force over some dumb shit. Also,who cares if they are real, she has them so enjoy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 1:14 - First, because I'm bored. Second, were you honestly expecting any worthwhile use of your time here to begin with? Third, fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Americans suck.. Canada is where its at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Your on an AMERICAN site dickwad.......CONFORM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:25pm
  • First? Is that the proper way to start this? Well anyways..this wasn't that funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:30pm
  • POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:36pm
  • i've spent 7 years in canada having every british joke in the book chucked at me... i find them funny too you know, it's not insulting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Wow, sorry we don't all speak with the proper punctuation and spelling that you do, Mr. Spell Check Authority, you are truly a real man of genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:02pm
  • like eating ice cream out of a strippers vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:09pm
  • bartender at the o patio and pub?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:45pm
  • i am dying to give a guy a hot blowjob right now.. i hate where i live :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:17pm
  • glad to see i'm not the only one bored at work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Oh bother....it is time for tea....damn bloody americans...just too strong for us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Yeah, tell your mum to wipe properly before I go down on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:21pm
  • 112...why did you just waste our time with that senseless information? We got it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Lovely 12:16. That was the perfect way to end my time-wasting at work. Thanks. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:41am
  • 2 and a half = 2 hours until no more being bored at work here......havent done a second of real work yet today, this week, hell even this month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • 1:25 - Up yours. It's our language. I'm not conforming to your travesty of it, just to humour a bunch of fuckheads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:32pm
  • naah im pretty bored at work lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:53pm
  • 2:57, 2:59 - You're reading it, you're responding. 's all the attention I need, baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Odds of me giving a shit what you think at all? Precisely zero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Odds of a bunch of fucking idiots getting heated in this fucking station - 1 in 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:16pm
  • amerians are fucking dumb. everybody knows it. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:36pm
  • I have a mad case of anal pubes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm
  • It's nucular dummy, the 's' is silent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • @2:23 LMAO bet the attention-craving bitch didn't expect that one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Odds of this text being real? One in fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Would ya likle a lick of my smelly, dirty, diseased cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:08pm
  • is it just me or do fake tits only look good on girls that probably didn't need them in the first place????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Fuck america. Fuck England. Fuck russia. Fuck germany. From Holland with love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I don't quite follow with all of the "fucks"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Hey limey, let us know when you fight a war and dont need our help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:11pm
  • me to man...i like girls that look good from behind and dont look like there always gunna fall over because there tits are huge..not attractive in my books

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:52pm
  • me to I have a really nice ass..so im told..but im pretty small in the front..Im always beating up myself up because of my chest size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:54pm
  • DD's baby. all canadian ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:49pm
  • @2:53 do you think people care about what you have to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:57pm
  • 12:46 how old are you with the patches quotes? talk about dating yourself....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • yeah...english bitches wipe back to front

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Stop with the "odds of..." bullshit. To quote the great Patches O'Hoolihan, "you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:46pm
  • America, fuck yea! Let them English bastards suck our motherfuckin cockshafts! America, fuck yea! bloody Brits like the big ol cocksack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:13pm
  • ahhh do you feel the love?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I eat poo.....then re poo it....and then re-eat it....what a great cycle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:17pm
  • coming from another girl with small tits but an amazing ass - 7:49, thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:52pm
  • whoa who invited the canadian?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:45pm
  • didnt you ever learn its whats on the inside that counts though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:03pm
  • All tits are real on the outside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:01pm
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