oh man I was dreaming and had to pee so I thought that since it was a dream I could just piss my pants. In reality I had peed all over my friends couch (I was staying over). It was like the Seinfeld episode hahah
i slept walked in my dorm room over to my roomates bed and took a leak on the floor right next to his bed. he woke up and said "what the hell are you doing?" i said hold on, i'll be out in a minute (thinking i was in the bathroom). then i went and washed my hands and went back to bed with pee-soaked socks. did not remember any of it the next day.
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