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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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