I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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