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(303): View more from Colorado

I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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(317): View more from Indiana

Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests

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(518): View more from New York

my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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(714): View more from California

All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.

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(716): View more from New York

whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.

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