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(561): View more from Florida

If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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(703): View more from Virginia

I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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(810): View more from Michigan

According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

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