Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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