I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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