he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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