I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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