Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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