They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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