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  • You got a winner......but damn man 2 blunts as soon as you wake up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:50pm
  • i was so enjoying being single until i read that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Haha, when my boyfriend and his roommate got fucked and blacked out, I would retrieve their phones, lighters, knives, and the bowl and line them up on the table next to the couch so they'd know where their shit was when they woke up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:56am
  • That is pretty fucking awesome, keeper indeed especially if she tokes with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:00pm
  • we know how to treat our stoner boyfriends right :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:35am
  • This is sweet... In an illegal way... But still sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Win. 2nd greatest wake up ever, next to waking up to a bj.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:27am
  • wow, i have a gf and im jealous.....ur one lucky guy, and yes two blunts to the face when u wake up is amazing, as long as work or something doesnt immediatly follow, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:53pm
  • That is a quality girlfriend right there. You should never be unhappy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:57am
  • Did you buy the ring yet dude?

    Submitted by joeymaz on Mar 4, 10 at 12:17pm
  • Lol 11:24 I agree that's fucking awesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:47am
  • I need to find me one like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:22pm
  • does she have a hot sister? doesn't have to be single :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I love your girlfriend!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:30pm
  • lol 1:44, i agree. i'm a girl, and even i was enjoying it until i read this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Believe me that will get old fast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 11:38 and 11:32 Since you both seen to enjoy fucking annoying the readers of this site why don't you just get together and jump off a fuckin cliff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:44am
  • Only in Santa Cruz.... 831 represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Hey I think I'm ur girlfriend hahaa. I totally do that for my guy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:53pm
  • That girl is a KEEPER my friend!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 4th first! I'm on a roll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:31am
  • two blunts when you wake up equals taking yo ass back to bed for an extended nap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:09pm
  • ok thats cool...but u dont need 2 freakin blunts as soon as u wake up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:28pm
  • what a fuckin great girlfriend! u r one lucky lucky man my man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:48pm
  • The people who thumb down I'm guessing don't like people that get high? Well you people, FUCK YOU, go away! You're not loved here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:59am
  • I just smoked two blunts and took four ibuprofen and I'm chillin : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:42am
  • Jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:59pm
  • haha DUDEEEEEE i love it!!!!!!! but my gf wont do that.. lol when i wake up shes already smokin the blunts she rolls xD haha i wake up high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:30pm
  • This is what every stoner wants after a rough night. Def a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:47am
  • damn i wanna find a girl like this:/

    Submitted by The_Real_McCoy on Jun 26, 11 at 11:23am
  • i'm jealous, my girl can't even roll a blunt let alone have two waiting for me. she is a keeper. but yea responsible stoners, go handle your business, make yo money. then blunt to the dome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:35pm
  • this is great..if she tells you what REALLY happened last night..she could be a liar and actually cheat on you everytime you're blackout drunk.. not to make you paranoid or anything ;-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I have a girl like that buy she would have woken me up with a blowjob. I'm a lucky guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:39pm
  • 1:39 's girls blowjob + the OP 's girl blunts + my girls morning breakfast = PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Wow. Where do I find one like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:03am
  • Lock that shit down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:50am
  • Soo 2:02 how u doing? We solve that problem -2:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I think i know who this is haha gotta love sc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Again.. What's with those random assholes who push Bad Night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Keeper !!!!

    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 10:51am
  • Fucking awesome

    Submitted by marinedan on Sep 20, 11 at 12:06pm
  • Put a ring on that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:26am
  • Last time I checked I'm a real person not a bot. Or am I?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:53am
  • I'm with 5:08.. Marry that chick yo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Haha I do that for my mom and I'll do it for my bf I love him even tho he's far from normal

    Submitted by akaysha6969 on Sep 11, 11 at 8:37pm
  • Oh and also kill your fucking liver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Holy shit marry this woman NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:23pm
  • very jealous, amazing woman, real keeper bro don't screw that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Lucky

    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jan 21, 13 at 4:24pm
  • Best Gf ever. Hands down. Even better if it was her weed

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Oct 13, 11 at 8:59pm
  • ur gf needs to talk my bf and hook me up with that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Marry her now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:55am
  • Ibuprofen?lol what the fuck is that going to do?get rid of your headache?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:11pm
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