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(630): I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.

103 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Rascist at all lol

November 14, 2009 9:01PM

Anonymous said...

I second that motion

November 14, 2009 9:03PM

Anonymous said...

ME TOO.

November 14, 2009 9:03PM

Anonymous said...

but still funny!!

November 14, 2009 9:06PM

Anonymous said...

First™

November 14, 2009 9:07PM

Anonymous said...

i love political incorrectness ;-)

November 14, 2009 9:08PM

Anonymous said...

Wow life would be great if that were the case.

November 14, 2009 9:09PM

Anonymous said...

My gf is sitting nxt to me now talkin like her nail lady nd telling me how awesome that would be! Lmao

November 14, 2009 9:11PM

Anonymous said...

I think you mean Vietnamese lady?

this racist in any case...

November 14, 2009 9:12PM

Anonymous said...

No one gives a fuck 9:11

November 14, 2009 9:12PM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford says, mine waxes my sack and ass. She's so good my sack looks like a candy apple, ohhh what I'd do without my lil Suzie Wong?

November 14, 2009 9:13PM

Anonymous said...

I want one as well. I'd fuck her everyday and feed her pit bull meat.

November 14, 2009 9:14PM

Anonymous said...

No one gives a fuck Charles

November 14, 2009 9:15PM

Anonymous said...

fuck you all.. bunch of fucking losers

November 14, 2009 9:16PM

Anonymous said...

Question: Why under the bed?

November 14, 2009 9:17PM

Anonymous said...

cuz she is a little fucking asian piece of shit?

November 14, 2009 9:17PM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford believes two Wongs will never make a white!

November 14, 2009 9:22PM

Anonymous said...

ME TOO!! that would be amazing!

November 14, 2009 9:25PM

Anonymous said...

wow....... racist

November 14, 2009 9:28PM

Anonymous said...

That's racist!

November 14, 2009 9:29PM

Anonymous said...

It's kind of funny to think about an old Asian lady crawling out from under the bed to do her work

November 14, 2009 9:30PM

Anonymous said...

I have a few Asian women chained up in my basement...

November 14, 2009 9:30PM

Anonymous said...

Drink a beer suckers

November 14, 2009 9:32PM

Anonymous said...

Oh, add me to the list for one of these!

November 14, 2009 9:36PM

Anonymous said...

I would never get my brows waxed by an Asian. Only spa experience for this face.

November 14, 2009 9:41PM

Anonymous said...

Anyone with facebook app on iPhone having trouble with it?

November 14, 2009 9:47PM

Anonymous said...

Hell ya! Personal eye brow waxer at my exense. That'd be nice.

November 14, 2009 9:48PM

Anonymous said...

I would LOVE that!! My eyebrows need to be done so bad right now.

November 14, 2009 9:54PM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford always refers to a retarded Asian person as Sum Ting Wong!

November 14, 2009 10:06PM

Anonymous said...

Niels Bohr refers to his hot Asian masseuse as Miso Horni.

November 14, 2009 10:13PM

Anonymous said...

Aka the grudge ?!?!

November 14, 2009 10:27PM

Anonymous said...

i want to tear the lace catsuit off of that american apparel girl and shag the crap out of her

November 14, 2009 10:28PM

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah!

November 14, 2009 10:34PM

Anonymous said...

who the fuck cares if its racist, people need to lighten up

November 14, 2009 10:48PM

Anonymous said...

Or you could pluck your eyebrows and paint your own toes.

November 14, 2009 11:00PM

Anonymous said...

Ur amazing. I need one too!

November 14, 2009 11:13PM

Anonymous said...

Me too!!!

November 14, 2009 11:15PM

Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it! It's funny because most people don't have an Asian lady under their bed!

-Jeff

November 14, 2009 11:19PM

Anonymous said...

Major creeper! Hahaha

November 14, 2009 11:24PM

Anonymous said...

How is it racist?! All the shops in my neighborhood are run by Asian women who do a great job. And I mean ALL the shops! So yeah, when I think of pedis and manis I think of Asian women. Not so on the waxing but I could see that. Relax people. This isn't derogitory to the Asians. Relax!!

November 14, 2009 11:31PM

Anonymous said...

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy

November 14, 2009 11:43PM

Anonymous said...

hahahaha watch 'nail salon' on youtube by anjelah johnson! sooo fucking funny!

November 14, 2009 11:46PM

Anonymous said...

Cuz it's my show don't tell me what 2 do

November 14, 2009 11:52PM

Anonymous said...

of course it's racist.
Even the slaves didn't have to live underneath their master's beds.

November 15, 2009 12:19AM

Anonymous said...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA............................................................................... PISSSSSSSSMONGERRR

November 15, 2009 12:20AM

Anonymous said...

This is so funny... I'm black and I think it's funny. I would think it's funny if she said she loves fried chicken and wish she had a black lady under her bed that could fry some good ass chicken.

November 15, 2009 12:22AM

Anonymous said...

Ten bucks you're a bitchy preppy little white girl -__-

November 15, 2009 12:27AM

Anonymous said...

It's not racist it's a fact that Asian women do work in salons.

November 15, 2009 12:27AM

Anonymous said...

I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING
and fried chicken... Cuz if you add an n, it's friend chicken. AND WHO THE FUCK DOESNT LIKE FRIENDS ?!?!?!!???!!!??!!

November 15, 2009 12:27AM

Anonymous said...

Fuck ya Asians do da best work for sure fucj errbody who calls you racist you are just telling the truth

November 15, 2009 12:51AM

Anonymous said...

Ummm, I'm Asian myself, but I thought this was funny as hell...but I've learned to not take racial stereotypes so seriously. Getting uppity at every racial stereotype and/or racist remark would take too much energy. I live in Oklahoma, so I see it much too often. I'd never have any fun if I got pissed off at every racially negative joke, question or saying...

November 15, 2009 12:54AM

Anonymous said...

agreeddd.
but last time they screwed my eyebrows up.
mom was pissed off...

November 15, 2009 1:03AM

Anonymous said...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA PISSED GETS AT YOUR MOM

November 15, 2009 1:32AM

Anonymous said...

Or you could just not have excessively hairy eyebrows you dumb skank

November 15, 2009 1:38AM

Anonymous said...

I'm Asian.. And even I wish I had a little Asian lady that lived under my bed that could wax my eyebrows and give me pedicures! Very funny. Not rascist

November 15, 2009 1:40AM

Anonymous said...

I wish I had an Asian that lived under my bed that could do my homework

November 15, 2009 1:41AM

Anonymous said...

I wish I had an Asian who lived under my bed and would take it in the ass from time to time

November 15, 2009 2:01AM

Anonymous said...

And the boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay...
And the bells were ringing out... It's Christmas Day.

November 15, 2009 2:10AM

Anonymous said...

good god this is stupid

November 15, 2009 2:48AM


Anonymous said...

I'd let Charles Rutherford put it anywhere he wants

November 15, 2009 3:30AM

Anonymous said...

hahahaha - I wish this too!

November 15, 2009 3:49AM

Anonymous said...

Dude. Let's hang out.

November 15, 2009 4:09AM

Anonymous said...

I mean really, what else are asians good for?

November 15, 2009 4:59AM

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny how you jackasses jump to say this is racist but not a peep about this being sexist. Nobody's burning crosses here so chill the fuck or or kill yourself.

November 15, 2009 7:42AM

Anonymous said...

12:19...you're an idiot

November 15, 2009 7:45AM

Anonymous said...

it's not racial profiling/stereotyping if it's ALWAYS true!

November 15, 2009 8:51AM

Anonymous said...

That's awesome. I love stereotypes

November 15, 2009 9:06AM


Anonymous said...

That's not what they are for. It's laundry and hand jobs. Table showers and the like

November 15, 2009 9:34AM

Anonymous said...

gay sumbitch

November 15, 2009 10:05AM

Anonymous said...

I'd want her in my pocket not under my bed 

November 15, 2009 10:31AM

Anonymous said...

This is awesome 

November 15, 2009 10:37AM

Anonymous said...

why don't you not be a fucking spoiled cunt and do your own work. you're racist as hell, and don't fucking deny it people. get real. stereotyping is for the weak. you deserve to go to hell, and you probably will. :)

November 15, 2009 10:38AM

Anonymous said...

I'm Asian and I still think it's funny

November 15, 2009 10:40AM

Anonymous said...

One can only wish...

Except I'd keep her in the other room.

November 15, 2009 10:46AM

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah do my nails now bitch and I will give you white rice

November 15, 2009 10:51AM

Anonymous said...

Wow people really need to lighten up! Get over yourselves! It's funny, so laugh!

November 15, 2009 10:54AM

Anonymous said...

Thank you 10:54 you get white rice too

November 15, 2009 10:57AM

Anonymous said...

everyone needs to shut the fuk up about this being racist, because I'd be willing to bet that all of you. are racist or prejudice in some way or another. stop being all high andmighty on some dumb site when you know you aren't in real life among your friends and family members

November 15, 2009 12:08PM

Anonymous said...

Be more specific, Korean you idiot.
And I would keep her in my pants.

November 15, 2009 12:10PM

Anonymous said...

12:08- you're a hypocrite and a dumb fuck

November 15, 2009 12:20PM

Anonymous said...

All white people are fat. All black people are unemployed . All mexicans mow lawns. Just so happens that all Asians do nails.

November 15, 2009 1:01PM

Anonymous said...

First of all this is racist, just a stereotype...but an innocent one. Secondly, under the bed??? Haha....Third to 1:01 all white people are not fat .....clearly, all black people are not unemployed as a matter of fact the most important job in the US is held by a black man and allexicans do not mow grass...ignorant

November 15, 2009 2:29PM

Anonymous said...

I meant this is not racist just a stereotype

November 15, 2009 2:29PM

Anonymous said...

LMAO so racist but hilarious

November 15, 2009 3:35PM

Anonymous said...

This shit is funny. Yu only see Asian people working in nail salons nd waxing eyebrows!! ID want the same damn thing. Stop trying to sound like your somebody. It's a website. Nd nobodoy knows who yu are anyways.

November 15, 2009 4:48PM

Anonymous said...

I don't hate people cuz of the color of their skin. I hate them cuz of the color of my skin.

November 15, 2009 5:32PM

Anonymous said...

All white people are racist..... And I'm purple, so I should know.

November 15, 2009 5:33PM

Anonymous said...

I wish that too

November 15, 2009 5:45PM

Anonymous said...

Me too OP, me too

November 15, 2009 6:23PM

Anonymous said...

only if she did Brazilians too

November 15, 2009 7:55PM

Anonymous said...

Racists. Assholes.

November 16, 2009 12:18AM

Anonymous said...

9:34, that was funny! People screaming racism, try to remember it's an iPhone app. If anything on here offends you, it's probably a you thing. Save your outrage for the real injustices of the world.

November 16, 2009 3:19AM

Anonymous said...

Ching chong chinese chicken

November 16, 2009 5:25AM

Anonymous said...

I love a good wax

November 16, 2009 9:29AM

Anonymous said...

Racist Bitch!

November 16, 2009 4:40PM

Anonymous said...

Same(:

November 16, 2009 6:28PM

Anonymous said...

9:34 this is a website too... Fucktard

November 16, 2009 6:29PM

Anonymous said...

You like crytal gale you like crytalgale!

November 16, 2009 6:30PM

Anonymous said...

You can hire me, I'll do it lollll

November 16, 2009 7:18PM

Anonymous said...

Bahaha! That's my best friend!

November 17, 2009 7:55PM

Anonymous said...

Wow you people need to get a life! Damn. Have some humor and grow up :)

November 20, 2009 1:14AM

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