I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass
I emptied my bowels all over my sleeping mother and father's faces. Then, after smearing the slippery brown mess all over their shocked faces, I anally raped my father and filled my mom up to the brim with my frothy,white jissom.
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10:02, you immature fuck
Do you feel fucking accoplished because you posted 'first' first?
This was titilating
It doesn't taste as good though.
lmfao.
my brothers do that all the time
you only want him to stop peeing on the toilet seat only because it looks like butter? you are dumb.
Look, I know shortcut keys, too.™
To guys: STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!
You suck ∞.
and less than half the calories!~
We do what we want!
ewwwwwww pee on the toilet seat.....
2nd 10:10 thats so typical of a douchebag to say
We should fuck eachothers mothers
10:12, awesome song
Charles Rutherford will use your face as a piss mop!
PRETTY FUNNY
Just barfed a little bit.
Mmmm
I still love butter on my popcorn....
Hey 10:04, what does 'accoplished' mean?
Hey 10:27, why don't you fucking figure it out yourself?
Fuck you 10:31. Jesus gives a great bj
I should tell this to my husband and see what he does lol
I emptied my bowels all over my mothers face last night.
I'm going to pee in my plopcorn, then.
you're totally right
10:27
You fail.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Grunt!!!! I got the shits and I'm posting from the can. Ohhhhhhhhhhh God I'm pooooping uncontrolably!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plopcorn coating nom nom
and it sticks to my ass
Squaw is an old native american work that was short for squat-to-pee
word
First!!!
10:52 tha fuck?
what's wrong with movie theater butter?
That's wonderful... I'm eating movie theatre butter popcorn right now
If you're raping a chick in a dream, and no one's around to hear her scream, do you make it your facebook status?
Jesus touched my penis when I was 6 and all they did to him was transfer him to a different church
It doesn't have to be a dream 11:06
11:18, you're a sick fuck. I don't want to rape her. I just want everyone to know that the thought was there.
11:19
you fail
Mw2 kicks ass.
10:31 and 10:49 - hyper sensitive much?
I hate it when i sit down without looking and my bum flesh gets all warm wet and sticky
we're no strangers to
love
11:33 bum flesh?
If your pee looks that yellow, you may have a problem.
The part they left out is most certainly: "and I don't want to deal with that shit when I'm high"
girls who pee on the seat need to be fucked with something sandpaper-y
11:33 'warm wet'?
"if your pee is that yellow, you should eat some more jello"
eww. never getting butter on my popcorn again
Is that an innuendo 11:44 (2)?
More like inHERendOHHH!
hahahahah no it is not. just stating my dietary preferences after reading the OP
More like DIEterry you tool!
Done with butter on my popcorn now..thanks OP :\
I GOTS DA PEE ON MEEE
11:48 thats what i'm sayin!
Is THAT an innuendo 11:48?
uhh the 1st 11:48, DEF not the second
If it is an innuendo 11:48(1) are you a boy or girl?
Coz if you are a girl i would very much like to lick your popcorn, buttered or otherwise
But if you are a boy you can stuff your popcorn in a sack mr.
At least it doesn't look like fudge
eww what if its a 400 pound gurl? do ya still wanna lick her popcorn?
I dont know about him, but i would gladly munch on her popped corn as it tumbled out her lardy ass
More like POOPed corn!
All of you are more fucking worthless then tits on a boar hog.
I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass
11:57 laaaaame
11:58 laaaaaame
11:58 just gave the Grammar Nazi a heart attack
11:57 and 11:58 sucks moose cock
11:58 has to be a 14 year old. 11:57 has to be a 45 year old. Both are virgins.
I wrote a rant about public restrooms about three months ago on craig's list. This person quoted me directly, get your own material ya ass
my penis is 5 inches erect.
I emptied my bowels all over my sleeping mother and father's faces. Then, after smearing the slippery brown mess all over their shocked faces, I anally raped my father and filled my mom up to the brim with my frothy,white jissom.
Wow 12:06 STFU. You're a fucking retard and nobody cares.
12:16, there's nobody at 12:06. What the fuck are you talking about?
12:22 way to be a dyslexic fucktard.
Hey, dyslexic people have feelings
I filled up my moms cunny with my juices. I bought a clear blue pregnancy test for her this morning.
Wow 12:42 you are soo... Freaking ... Stupid.
12:31, what the fuck are you talking about?
@12:42 I agree, incest is the shit. I love to get fucked by my hairy grandpa and my old uncle. The sex is better when it's with a loved one.
OP would you prefer it if I pissed all over you instead?
12:42, 12:47 agree!!! My grandpa is the best out of all the gay guys out there. He rocks my balls :)
@12:50 I have a scrapbook celebrating every time my grandpa has ever raped me. It's a special part of my life.
12:52 I bet they are, and that's a great idea! I should start mine =]
Theatre.
Me and my iPhone shitting on the toilet.
Is American Apparel fucking retarded? Rachel in NYC is still ugly.
@12:16: 12:22 here. It's there now. Why the fuck wasn't it there before? TFLN fucking sucks.
12:22/1:53 is right. It definitely wasnt there before
Anyone here wanna eat me out?
No, because you're either a dude, or a fat desperate chick. I'm 90/10 on that.
Hmm. Yes.
-D
Yes to the text, that is.
-D
I'm a 516er, and I feel like I should send this to my roommate, too.
...except it would say, 'leaving shit residue' instead of urine, and I'd have to find another simile :(
R Kelly pees on movie theatre employees. And ge got a Grammy.
Where's my Grammy?
this is what the rest of your life will be like op. get used to it.
I cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, then pee all over it!
10:45 lets start a religion involving this!
mmm. movie theater butter :)
Awesome
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