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(781): Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
(617): Umm..who the fuck is this?
(781): Oh shit

69 Comments:

Anonymous said...

First!

November 10, 2009 11:11PM

Anonymous said...

First!!! Yes! Haha and this is pretty funny

November 10, 2009 11:12PM

Anonymous said...

stupid

November 10, 2009 11:12PM

Anonymous said...

I don't get how people send so many message to numbers they don't know

November 10, 2009 11:12PM

Anonymous said...

yeah how do you end up accidently texting the wrong number? why would you text this to a number you didnt have in your phone

November 10, 2009 11:15PM





Anonymous said...

@11:12

like two weeks ago I got a text from some dude saying "Is this a hot womanz cell phone?!!"...no idea who it was...took several replies back before he accepted the fact that I wasn't a "hot native bitch" and I wasn't going to give him numbers of my female friends

So yeah, somehow it happens.

November 10, 2009 11:15PM

Anonymous said...

sometimes i add people's numbers to my phone and they don't add mine. So this might have been someone they actually knew.

November 10, 2009 11:18PM

Anonymous said...

abort! abort! abort!

November 10, 2009 11:19PM

Anonymous said...

This person clearly isn't aware that planned parenthood isn't a pro-life facility. They actually perform abortions

November 10, 2009 11:21PM

Anonymous said...

11:18 is just a creeper

November 10, 2009 11:21PM

Anonymous said...

Mass texts... Over someone elses phone ftw.

November 10, 2009 11:23PM


Anonymous said...

Dumbshits you can type in a number and mess up one number and send it to the wrong person

November 10, 2009 11:35PM

Anonymous said...

I'm going to ignore the wrong number thing since I've done it before. What confuses me is why would this person perform an abortion in front of Planned Parenthood? They DO know that it offers abortion services, right? I really hope not, because it this was an attempt to be funny, it's pathetic.

November 10, 2009 11:38PM

Anonymous said...

That is great...
Sucks pretty bad tho!

November 10, 2009 11:44PM

Anonymous said...

its obvious that its not the wrong number. its a chick that he had sex wit the night before and it was unprotected so he was txting her but she doesnt remember who he is! LAWLZ!!!

November 10, 2009 11:45PM

Anonymous said...

You stay classy, Massachusetts.

November 10, 2009 11:55PM

Anonymous said...

That's a great idea!!!!!

November 10, 2009 11:56PM

Anonymous said...

to the people who are confused about why the person wants to "perform an abortion in front of planned parenthood," here's a clue: the texter was either pro-choice and referring to the people protesting outside, or pro-life and saying that performing an abortion in front of people who work at planned parenthood would show them how horrible / terrible it is.

November 11, 2009 12:29AM

Anonymous said...

Where did Jenna go?

November 11, 2009 12:40AM

Anonymous said...

name as many 40s as you can

November 11, 2009 12:50AM

Anonymous said...

mickeys

November 11, 2009 12:51AM

Anonymous said...

The people that work at planned parenthood already know what an abortion looks like since thy perform them right in the office, or they give you te abortion pill which showes nothing at all

November 11, 2009 1:10AM

Anonymous said...

Finally someone from MA in here...

November 11, 2009 1:18AM

Anonymous said...

This is fake, but it still made me LOL. You wouldn't send that to a person who wasnt in your contacts.

November 11, 2009 1:32AM

Anonymous said...

What's funnier.. 50 babies in one barrell or one baby in 50 barrells????

November 11, 2009 2:19AM

Anonymous said...

neither, but getting them out with nachos is always a blast

November 11, 2009 2:31AM

Anonymous said...

Lmao @11:55...wtg my mass roots for keepin the class!

November 11, 2009 2:31AM

Anonymous said...

This tfln actually made me LOL

November 11, 2009 2:41AM

Anonymous said...

Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

November 11, 2009 3:29AM

Anonymous said...

Oh i get it! It's funny because... wait, it isn't funny!

-Jeff

November 11, 2009 3:39AM

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHHAHA YESSSS

November 11, 2009 3:47AM

Anonymous said...

When adding a contact to a phone, sometimes you slip up and mess up a number in the sequence. None of you can say that you've NEVER messed up a number before.
P.S. Not all planned parenthoods offer abortion services.

November 11, 2009 4:32AM

Anonymous said...

Copycat Jeff's piss me off. The original Jeff wouldn't say that

November 11, 2009 6:11AM

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I want to push pregnant women down escalators does that count as an abortion????

November 11, 2009 6:33AM

Anonymous said...

6:33-Yes, that is a perfectly acceptable form of abortion

November 11, 2009 6:55AM

Anonymous said...

Ok on cell phones now. Everybody has the numbers programed in them. How could u get the wrong number

November 11, 2009 7:32AM

Anonymous said...

Firstâ„¢

November 11, 2009 7:53AM

Anonymous said...

hahhahahahahaha

November 11, 2009 8:10AM

Anonymous said...

Lmfaooo

November 11, 2009 9:14AM


Anonymous said...

@12:29...if they're pro-life, they wouldn't want to perform an abortion just to gross out planned parenthood. they're PRO-LIFE, having an abortion just for the hell of it, just so someone else could see it, would kind of go against their whole purpose, no?

November 11, 2009 11:50AM

Anonymous said...

haha. wrong number texts are the best!
p.s. everyone really needs to calm down about prolife/prochoice. it is what it is and there isn't much you can do about it!

November 11, 2009 1:04PM

Anonymous said...

Jeff is not real.



-Jeff

November 11, 2009 2:55PM

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!! Fail! xD

November 11, 2009 3:00PM

Anonymous said...

Faaaake

November 11, 2009 3:25PM

Anonymous said...

I'd be alarmed if anyone ever felt like doing that.

November 11, 2009 3:30PM

Anonymous said...

How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

-Dan K.

November 11, 2009 4:09PM

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you sent that to the wrong person because youre a douche.

November 11, 2009 5:12PM

Anonymous said...

Dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on tfln.

November 11, 2009 5:51PM

Anonymous said...

i dont think this person knows what planned parenthood is...

November 11, 2009 7:33PM

Anonymous said...

Hahah I found this quite funny

November 11, 2009 9:00PM

Anonymous said...

If you don't have proof that its fake, then shut the fuck up.

November 11, 2009 10:02PM

Anonymous said...

..umm planned parenthood performs abortions.. i don't think they'd care too much

November 11, 2009 10:13PM

Anonymous said...

Actually there is a woman who used to work for Planned Parenthood and after she witnessed an abortion through an ultrasound she quit her job and is now pro-life. Maybe the workers have seen the procedure, but I doubt many of them have seen the actual baby killed within the womb.

November 11, 2009 10:28PM

Anonymous said...

Masshole

November 11, 2009 10:51PM

Anonymous said...

Lmfao this is great

November 12, 2009 12:48AM

Anonymous said...

10:02 is a dick

November 12, 2009 12:48AM

Anonymous said...

i just laughed hysterically!! this is amazing.

November 12, 2009 1:20AM

Anonymous said...

Fakeeee

November 12, 2009 4:08AM

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

November 14, 2009 2:30PM

Anonymous said...

Fuckin hilarious!!

November 15, 2009 9:22AM

Anonymous said...

gotta love massholes


- Adrian M

November 18, 2009 3:18AM

Anonymous said...

really stupid.

November 20, 2009 2:25PM

Anonymous said...

Just shove a hanger up there and spin it around it

November 23, 2009 1:36PM

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