TFLN: TXTS FRM LST NGHT Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.
(609): IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
(1-609): I don't want it.

49 Comments:

Anonymous said...

OP must be one ugly bitch. FIRST.

November 10, 2009 5:01PM

Anonymous said...

I'll take it

November 10, 2009 5:01PM

Anonymous said...

You wanna know how I got these scars?

-Joker

November 10, 2009 5:05PM

Anonymous said...

I think a guy wrote the first one.

November 10, 2009 5:05PM

Anonymous said...

321: sounds like a virgin. Who just got dumped.

November 10, 2009 5:07PM

Anonymous said...

Joker! I'm tired of these games! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?

Batman

November 10, 2009 5:09PM


Anonymous said...

Hahaha this sounds vaguely familiar.

November 10, 2009 5:11PM

Anonymous said...

Oh this is great! Slam that bitch down H A R D !!!

November 10, 2009 5:17PM

Anonymous said...

FAIL.....EPIC FAIL!!!!!

November 10, 2009 5:23PM

Anonymous said...

5:23, this is not that sort of web site. Take that racist, elitist, classist shit elsewhere.

November 10, 2009 5:26PM

Anonymous said...

It's funny because everyone dies at the end.

November 10, 2009 5:27PM

Anonymous said...

this text is funny and i will defend it

November 10, 2009 5:28PM

Anonymous said...

Funny is a word invented by advertising executives to sell soft drinks.

November 10, 2009 5:34PM

Anonymous said...

bwahahaha! owie.

November 10, 2009 5:37PM

Anonymous said...

I have micropenis. And these pretzels are making me thirsty.

November 10, 2009 5:54PM

Anonymous said...

Won't someone just cum in my butt? :'(

November 10, 2009 6:09PM

Anonymous said...

Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two

November 10, 2009 6:20PM

Anonymous said...

6:20, stfu..

November 10, 2009 6:32PM

Anonymous said...

Lmao this is funny :)

November 10, 2009 6:36PM

Anonymous said...

Bitch

November 10, 2009 6:45PM

Anonymous said...

Pwnd!!

November 10, 2009 6:54PM

Anonymous said...

fail

November 10, 2009 7:02PM

Anonymous said...

She's a whore. If she don't want it give it to some one who does.

- deck

November 10, 2009 7:25PM

Anonymous said...

I have texted the exact same thing to someone. And they responded the same way.

God, I hate my boyfriend.

November 10, 2009 7:29PM

Anonymous said...

Haha. This is a good tfln.

November 10, 2009 7:31PM

Anonymous said...

Don't save up your love, your balls will explode.

November 10, 2009 7:36PM

Anonymous said...

Boom!!!! That was my ball's exploding because I was saving all my love for too long. :(

November 10, 2009 7:37PM

Anonymous said...

Do You wanna know how I got these Cigars?'

-The Penguin

November 10, 2009 8:17PM

Anonymous said...

Finally something hilarious :)

November 10, 2009 9:09PM

Anonymous said...

Thank you ladies and Gentlemen. Yes, the text was from a guy. And yes, I am the girl poser. Try getting this text at 4 in the morning. I was not a happy camper.

November 10, 2009 10:12PM

Anonymous said...

*Poster*

November 10, 2009 10:12PM

Anonymous said...

Where from jersey are you?

November 10, 2009 10:20PM

Anonymous said...

xD
-BTK

November 10, 2009 10:28PM

Anonymous said...

You're xD.

November 10, 2009 10:51PM

Anonymous said...

yaaay for honest jersey kids.

November 10, 2009 11:04PM

Anonymous said...

Funny shit

November 10, 2009 11:08PM

Anonymous said...

Hahaha that guy can b the bulldog from Van Wilder were the dogs ballz r huge then the guys jack him off and hus ballz r tiny

November 10, 2009 11:40PM

Anonymous said...

8:17 that was fucking funny as hell. Hahahahahahaha

November 11, 2009 12:08AM

Anonymous said...

I'm from Burlington County.

November 11, 2009 12:30AM

Anonymous said...

Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

November 11, 2009 3:33AM

Anonymous said...

Hella fucking depressing.

November 11, 2009 3:47AM

Anonymous said...

BBBUUUUUUURRRNNNNN !!!!!

November 11, 2009 10:31AM

Anonymous said...

I love it.

November 11, 2009 12:00PM

Anonymous said...

this is dumb

November 11, 2009 3:21PM

Anonymous said...

5:26-- WTF crawled up your ass?

November 11, 2009 4:29PM

Anonymous said...

Yeah right

November 11, 2009 4:31PM

Anonymous said...

Best way to get over someone is to get under someone

November 11, 2009 5:58PM

Anonymous said...

F ur Life
hahahahahaah

November 14, 2009 3:24AM

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