I hate how most movie/cartoon "stars" are fucking ugly. =\
Then again, not many 18yr old stars out. >.<
Damn age. Well, hermoine granger and cho chang were hot from Harry Potter... Only reason I watched them.
8:30 I'm with you. I'm going to keep spamming "You were so drunk you _____" texts with different area codes until one makes it and i'll let everyone know if it does. Shame, I actually had three REAL texts make it to this site but everything lately has been fake.
haha 9:18 looks like we found a grammar nazi! i hate u grammar nazis and what also makes it funny is you grammar-nazis wont ever correct someone if there agreeing with you. Ah fun shit.
8:30 I got you beat. I sent in a fake text 3 weeks ago that made it, ha. It said "you ever jackoff with your legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad you'll never know what that feels like? Or to fly like a bird?"
In farmville we got everybody beat cuz all our texts are real and they all get posted and we post texts about how awesome it is.
-farmer from farmville
I'd do some immoral shit to Miley Cyrus. Like I'd straight up ruin that pussy. She'd need stitches after I'd be done with her. Like her pussy wouldn't even look like a pussy anymore. And for some reason there would be a terrible stench that would loom around it for decades for no reason after I pounded that pussy.
ugh. I feel ashamed to be from Illinois (I hope NONE of you except the ones who dislike garbage music are from Bloomington-Normal, but you probably are) when I see shit like this...
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what is with fucking party in the usa never heard it dont want to.
Haha, I stopped going to youth group when my gf moved..... Is that bad?
Jesus Christ stop with the fucking Party in the USA texts. WHY DO YOU POST THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
8:05 PLEASE keep it that way. Worst song EVER.
I don't see why people are so into Miley Cyrus. Maybe if you're 10. I can't believe college kids listen to this shit... its fucking pathetic
Anyone notice Miley Cyrus is getting fat now? HAHA she deserves it.
Fuck the haterrrrssss. Party in the USA FOREVER
8:13, I assume you listen to the jonas brothers too?
Tenth
I once sucked a chick's dick...
- Buddy
Party in the USA is a joke. Do me a favor, go to YouTube and search "never heard a jay z song", then tell me you still respect Miley Cyrus...
Party in farmville, USA!!!!!!
-farmer from farmville
who cares jay z fucking sucks too almost as much
If you were a cookie what cookie would you be?
I'd be a sugar cookie because I'm sweet...
- Buddy
fuck miley. tswift all the way!
I'm gonna send in some fake texts. If they make it, i'll be sure to let you posters know
chocolate chip. tastes the best ;)
Buddy I wanna be inside you
- Fat Ass
Let me walk you through this; you were at a church...youth group. Stop me when you realize what went wrong.
uh yeah "tswift" fucking sucks too.
you people and your whore-a-ble taste in music.
8:36 OH SHIT!
Let's touch our butts together
-ManLady
8;37 ohhh sheiit
im a whore
-slut
I hate how most movie/cartoon "stars" are fucking ugly. =\
Then again, not many 18yr old stars out. >.<
Damn age. Well, hermoine granger and cho chang were hot from Harry Potter... Only reason I watched them.
I thought hurricane season was over!
8:30 I'm with you. I'm going to keep spamming "You were so drunk you _____" texts with different area codes until one makes it and i'll let everyone know if it does. Shame, I actually had three REAL texts make it to this site but everything lately has been fake.
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
- Ryan
SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEIR PLAYING MY SONG...
I feel your pain. That song hurts my soul
9:08 its "they're", even more proof that miley fans are idiots
Fuck that she's hot
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
haha 9:18 looks like we found a grammar nazi! i hate u grammar nazis and what also makes it funny is you grammar-nazis wont ever correct someone if there agreeing with you. Ah fun shit.
the 2000's will be know as the death of good music...
im 9:08
8:30 I got you beat. I sent in a fake text 3 weeks ago that made it, ha. It said "you ever jackoff with your legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad you'll never know what that feels like? Or to fly like a bird?"
I did it because I'd sent in real texts that were much funnier than what gets accepted, so I was testing the mods.
In farmville we got everybody beat cuz all our texts are real and they all get posted and we post texts about how awesome it is.
-farmer from farmville
HAHAHA 9:37 you are my hero. and I loved that text.
Love,
8:30
Story. Of. My. Life.
I don't care if this is fake, Party in the USA gets either played or sang every time I go to church. I always want to punch a baby.
I'd do some immoral shit to Miley Cyrus. Like I'd straight up ruin that pussy. She'd need stitches after I'd be done with her. Like her pussy wouldn't even look like a pussy anymore. And for some reason there would be a terrible stench that would loom around it for decades for no reason after I pounded that pussy.
Well if it's any consolation, there were 666 thumbs down =)
Pull on my dick a lil while
There's a party in my pants. Everyone is invited.
ehmagwaddd i lavvvve the song! miely cyrus is sooo cool and me and my clique look up to her for fashion inspiration. she aint no LBR roflmfao (:
W.t.f.
MILEY CAN SUCK MY DICK wait she's an ugly ass hoe with no tallent and only church goers (I.e. Retarted people) would listen to her. MY BAD
i put my hands up they're playin my song the butterflies fly away!!!
ehmagawdddd i heart her!
"Party in the USA" has joined Farmville and walk of shame for guaranteed TFLN approval.
Charles Rutherford saw your disgusting mother dancing to "party in the USA" at a titty bar for old ladies called "WRINKLES"
Very true, 11:22. Place any of the three in a sentence and it's on there. You'd think they'd grow tired of them.
@9:18:
*They're
@9:18:
*They're
fuck u buddy :)
bitch fucker!!!
ugh. I feel ashamed to be from Illinois (I hope NONE of you except the ones who dislike garbage music are from Bloomington-Normal, but you probably are) when I see shit like this...
YOU GO TO GRACE CHURCH :O
wait....nvm.that was last night. not like a week ago....
thats why you're fucking stupid for going to church in America.
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