TFLN: TXTS FRM LST NGHT Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.
(806): and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

98 Comments:

Anonymous said...

First?

November 8, 2009 4:00PM

Anonymous said...

2nd, good slut

November 8, 2009 4:01PM

Anonymous said...

that's one scary bitch. Keep your johnson wrapped and go for it

November 8, 2009 4:02PM

Anonymous said...

more like a walking STD factory.

November 8, 2009 4:02PM

Anonymous said...

It's the song 27 by FOB.

November 8, 2009 4:03PM

Anonymous said...

That's a line from a fall out boy song, haha.

November 8, 2009 4:03PM

Anonymous said...

i dont know whos gayer the person who stole this from a fall out boy song or you for knowing what its from

November 8, 2009 4:06PM

Anonymous said...

quoting the fob. good times ;)

November 8, 2009 4:07PM

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, 27 ia my favorite song lmao

November 8, 2009 4:14PM

Anonymous said...

Is*

November 8, 2009 4:14PM

Anonymous said...

It's even funnier since it isn't a popula song of theirs

November 8, 2009 4:16PM

Anonymous said...

Popular*

November 8, 2009 4:16PM

Anonymous said...

lol I've wanted to make that my facebook status before but decided I didn't want the world to think I was a slut

November 8, 2009 4:17PM

Anonymous said...

They call her 'doorknob' because everybody's had a turn!

- Fishbulb

November 8, 2009 4:19PM

Anonymous said...

We call her Nascar: she burns four rubbers inone night.

November 8, 2009 4:28PM

Anonymous said...

Nice job Lubbock Texas!

November 8, 2009 4:29PM

Anonymous said...

We're all just well trained monkeys to society

-cats eye

November 8, 2009 4:33PM

Anonymous said...

That's what she said

November 8, 2009 4:43PM

Anonymous said...

I wish she said "my toes are like clits, I get horny when you lick them" that would make my day

November 8, 2009 4:44PM

Anonymous said...

CUM IN MY ASS!!!!!!! OH YEA!!! AHHHHHH

November 8, 2009 4:47PM

Anonymous said...

You gotta love sluts!

November 8, 2009 4:48PM

Anonymous said...

FOB FTW :)

November 8, 2009 4:49PM

Anonymous said...

FallOutBoy sucks ass

November 8, 2009 4:57PM

Anonymous said...

Wow fall out boy lyrics so cool...

November 8, 2009 4:57PM

Anonymous said...

Cats eye is a well trained slut to my ballsack

November 8, 2009 5:00PM

Anonymous said...

Classy girl

November 8, 2009 5:03PM

Anonymous said...

Boo, 'Folie a Deux' is Fall Out Boy's worst album by far, I'm sad I bought it

November 8, 2009 5:06PM

Anonymous said...

27! That's a fucking good song. Woo, Fall Out Boy!

November 8, 2009 5:08PM

Anonymous said...

those are FOB lyrics.

November 8, 2009 5:15PM

Anonymous said...

This site sucks ass big time

November 8, 2009 5:24PM

Anonymous said...

Lol Lubbock

November 8, 2009 5:26PM

Anonymous said...

Slutttt!

November 8, 2009 5:38PM

Anonymous said...

I love FOB, but who legit quotes that shit?!

November 8, 2009 6:15PM

Anonymous said...

I think I was at this party last night...

November 8, 2009 6:35PM

Anonymous said...

OP is just dumb and didn't realize the girl was singing.

November 8, 2009 6:39PM

Anonymous said...

I like when we women discover our inner whore

November 8, 2009 6:59PM

Anonymous said...

I miss Jeff, bet he could help me discover mine

November 8, 2009 7:00PM

Anonymous said...

LUBBOCK TEXAS!! Typical west Texan girl haha

November 8, 2009 7:42PM

Anonymous said...

Ellie

November 8, 2009 7:42PM

Anonymous said...

It's also like an orphanage because it's full of children and disease.

November 8, 2009 7:47PM

Anonymous said...

Alpha dog.

November 8, 2009 7:55PM

Anonymous said...

Any cute girl around Dallas that wants to get fucked crazy this week, holla at me...

November 8, 2009 7:55PM

Anonymous said...

This is a fal out boy song

November 8, 2009 7:56PM

Anonymous said...

wooooooooooow.
-flava flav

November 8, 2009 8:00PM

Anonymous said...

Stay classy Hub City.

November 8, 2009 8:01PM

Anonymous said...

fall out boys suck ballsack.

November 8, 2009 8:15PM

Anonymous said...

Fall out boy fucking suck!
This text sucks!
And the girl in this text is doing way too much sucking!!!!

November 8, 2009 8:19PM

Anonymous said...

SLUT....

November 8, 2009 8:25PM

Anonymous said...

That's Fall Out Boy. Whoo!

November 8, 2009 8:27PM

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha this is soooo funny

November 8, 2009 8:34PM

Anonymous said...

6:39 i doubt she was just singing she just used fob as a clever way to let the world know she is a dirty slut

also it's "everyone"

November 8, 2009 8:49PM

Anonymous said...

FOB song or not this doesn't make sense because orphanages dont take EVERYONE in...just orphaned children....I don't like where this is going!

November 8, 2009 8:50PM

Anonymous said...

Her body is like a Motel 6. Every hole is filled.

November 8, 2009 9:38PM

Anonymous said...

I don't get it??

November 8, 2009 9:47PM

Anonymous said...

and I guess that the feminist twats will claim that the girl is not a whore either, and that theguys are at fault.

November 8, 2009 9:50PM

Anonymous said...

Do you know Mary rushton?

November 8, 2009 10:25PM

Anonymous said...

I guess 9:50 got shot down by a feminist.
By the way, feminists would say that as long as she's using protection, there's nothing wrong with sleeping around and treating promiscuity differently because of gender is stupid.

November 8, 2009 10:39PM

Anonymous said...

4:00, From now on we are enemies
;)

November 8, 2009 10:46PM

Anonymous said...

Ooooh Horje you cock is so big in my tight ass, I used to take it in the pussy, then my mom got a job

-Juanita

November 8, 2009 10:46PM

Anonymous said...

These are lyrics in a fall out boy song. Coincidence??

November 8, 2009 10:48PM

Anonymous said...

This should be a shirt

-BTK

November 8, 2009 10:56PM

Anonymous said...

fall out boy :) <3

November 8, 2009 11:22PM

Anonymous said...

Mmmm Fall Out Boy.

November 8, 2009 11:39PM

Anonymous said...

Ugh fucker I hate fall out boy

November 8, 2009 11:43PM

Anonymous said...

feminists are butch dykes... Women who sleep around are whores. Period. There is no double standard here because men are supposed to tap all the pussy they can. A womam who spreads her legs for any random dick just is a slutty whore

November 8, 2009 11:50PM

Anonymous said...

...and people leave me on the curb in a baby stroller"

-Pitt

November 8, 2009 11:55PM

Anonymous said...

11:50, you're an asshole. I hope you're being sarcastic, because otherwise you deserve a kick in the nuts.

November 9, 2009 12:27AM

Anonymous said...

11:50 You are 12, and have never met a feminist. Grow up.

November 9, 2009 12:32AM

Anonymous said...

Fall out boyy!!!

November 9, 2009 12:36AM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford says your mouth is my toilet and i'm gonna shit in it

November 9, 2009 12:37AM

Anonymous said...

Has it occurred that she coulda quoted FOB and he didn't get it?
My own personal variant:
my body's like a progressive church, I'll let anyone in.. Yeah, not great, but it's a work in progress.

November 9, 2009 1:08AM

Anonymous said...

@7:55 how is anyone supposed to get ahold of you? This is anonymous... Maybe I want to get fucked crazy... Tell me how

November 9, 2009 1:16AM

Anonymous said...

If you're a feminist..fuck you. You want equality, but you bitch about having to do shit. Go wash some clothes and cook me supper whore!

November 9, 2009 1:17AM

Anonymous said...

1:16 I'll fuck the fucking fuck out of you

November 9, 2009 1:18AM

Anonymous said...

1:18 I'll fuck you

November 9, 2009 1:24AM

Anonymous said...

1:18 I will too

November 9, 2009 1:24AM

Anonymous said...

1:18 and 1:24 maybe we should have a 3sum??

-1:16

November 9, 2009 1:25AM

Anonymous said...

Whats the difference between an onion and a baby?
I dont cry when i chop up babies

-dave

November 9, 2009 1:36AM

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha fall out boy lyrics misinterpretation.

November 9, 2009 1:39AM

Anonymous said...

Wonder what she thinks lines of dust and sweat are

November 9, 2009 1:46AM

Anonymous said...

Sluuuuuuuuuut

November 9, 2009 2:20AM

Anonymous said...

FALL OUT BOY!!!!!!!!!! lol

November 9, 2009 6:16AM

Anonymous said...

Fall out boy. 

November 9, 2009 7:01AM

Anonymous said...

fkin slut

November 9, 2009 7:19AM

Anonymous said...

Laaaaaame

November 9, 2009 7:43AM

Anonymous said...

Quote or not, there is nothing wrong with being a slut. Personally, I think sluts are liberated and live the life most people only dare to dream, safe within the confines of their imagination. A slut, however, dares to live the life of their dreams. To all you hating on sluts, all I can think is that you are jealous.

November 9, 2009 9:13AM

Anonymous said...

"live the life you want". Yep. Free, easy, loose, and full of STDs. Sluts are just SO hot.

November 9, 2009 9:59AM

Anonymous said...

Well 9:59 some sluts are responsible and don't get STD's, some sluts aren't. And then there are always "good" girls and boys who get STD's from their significant others, cause some people are either too dumb to use condoms, or too self-absorbed and don't care about others enough to use condoms.
Some people need sex more then others, some people are less inhibited. If everyone's being safe, why should it be a big deal?

November 9, 2009 11:06AM

Anonymous said...

1:17 You know nothing of feminist theory. Get your ass in the kitchen and make your own damn supper bitch.

November 9, 2009 11:07AM

Anonymous said...

Hahaha fall out boy lyrics :)

November 9, 2009 12:10PM

Anonymous said...

a whore is a girl who will have sex with you and a slut is one that will not

November 9, 2009 1:07PM

Anonymous said...

Doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage, just to feel like you.

November 9, 2009 2:59PM

Anonymous said...

Fall Out Boy lyricsss(:

one of the best off their new album.

November 9, 2009 3:28PM

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck me.

November 9, 2009 5:14PM

Anonymous said...

3:28 - That certainly isn't saying much.

November 9, 2009 6:30PM

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the town crotch

November 10, 2009 3:01PM

Anonymous said...

I love AMARILLO!

November 11, 2009 1:03PM

Anonymous said...

Woah i was listening to this song when i read thid. Weeeird

November 30, 2009 6:20PM

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