If u scrub your junk a little better then she won't be so worried about the listerine. To her it probly smells like she's going down on a goat. Dirty shiftucker.
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HAHAHA sucks! actually there was a lack of sucking bhahaha
Ouch.
tell her to grow some balls and suck your dick
I used to run out of listerine.. then my mom got a job!
-Juanita
Wow that sucks hardcore
Charles Rutherford used it all to wash his penis!
Tell her to use listerine then suck your dick.. Feels amazing
Dosent sperm do the same as listerine for women
Charles Rutherford usually gives a blowie and then gargles with vodka!
- Fishbulb
Is your girlfriend in middle school?
1:42, blowie? wow.
yay 703!! so sad about the lack of fellatio though...yeah...
C'mon, blowie is funny!!
Juanita, shut up. Your mom works at McDonald's, which doesnt qualify as a real job.
Juanita used to suck my dick for potato chips, then her mom got a job, now she does it for free
Niceee 2:30
We're all just well trained monkeys to society
-cats eye
i brush my teeth with cum.
-lauren
I brush my cum with teeth
-Dave
The proper response is "that sounds like a YOU problem, not a ME problem"
tell her that she can still take it in the ass
CUM IN MY ASS!!!!!!! OH YEA!!! AHHHHHH
I don't advocate buying anything for women but this is when I would take my self down to costco and buy a year supply for her selfish ass
Smart girl. Not selfish! The dude bitching about it is more selfish. She's just hygenic.
Wow your gf sucks. Wait...
That's why I always carry a travel size bottle in my pocket. Cha-ching!
Classy lady.
Hey Lauren did you run out of toothpaste?
If u scrub your junk a little better then she won't be so worried about the listerine. To her it probly smells like she's going down on a goat. Dirty shiftucker.
-chuckLe
Shitfucker
Gotta agree with 1:38. It's cold, then gets hot as fuck. Greatest head ever.
it might help things if you didn't have open wounds on you dick, dick.
y not tel her ull buy a bottle...and then she can use it only on you wenever u want head
No shit, dick tastes awful.
op take a fucking shower once in awhile.
head is a privilege
Wash your dick
YOUR PENIS TASTES BAD LOLOLOL
-anyone who thought this was funny
she was probably filled up with cum from all the other guys she DID give head to. And she gave it to everybody except YOU
That gives 30 seconds of clean in your mouth flavor a whole new meaning.
Suckin dick is a womans job. All bitches should suck dick all day long. Dick suckin is what you're here for
once again, northern va dissapoints.
Wouldn't blame her. Dick tastes awful.
Laaaaaaame
bitches need to suck our cock -- when and where we want
@7:13 -- we don't care -- do it!
and don't gag
RUNNING OUT of listerine not RUN OUT? Must be saving it for he other guys she's sucking off.
Pnwed
...dick does NOT taste awful. girls, you need to get with some men who bathe on a regular basis.
tell her to deep throat it so she doesn't have bad breath.
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