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(847): Farmville is her only friend.

77 Comments:

Anonymous said...

First

- Jeff

November 7, 2009 9:02PM

Anonymous said...

Lame

November 7, 2009 9:03PM

Anonymous said...

What is up with the terrible moderating today?

November 7, 2009 9:03PM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford hopes you get the fucking swine flu playing farmville!

November 7, 2009 9:07PM

Anonymous said...

I sent one today that said...
Wanna fuck?
Nick this is Sarah's mom
oh sry what's ur daughters number agin?

I guess this isn't as funny as I thought

November 7, 2009 9:15PM

Anonymous said...

Charles has a great sense of humor on this one!

November 7, 2009 9:15PM

Anonymous said...

All people that play Farmville should be sterilized.

November 7, 2009 9:15PM

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU MODS.

November 7, 2009 9:21PM

Anonymous said...

First

November 7, 2009 9:23PM

Anonymous said...

I'm first.

-chuckle

November 7, 2009 9:30PM

Anonymous said...

Who's first?

November 7, 2009 9:40PM

Anonymous said...

this beat "fuck that shit he be payin me!" ???
wow

November 7, 2009 9:50PM


Anonymous said...

Oh I get it! TFLN is DEAD.

November 7, 2009 9:54PM

Anonymous said...

Charles Rutherford enjoys playing Farmville while sitting in his dirty diaper.

- Fishbulb

November 7, 2009 9:55PM

Anonymous said...

9:54 Great! That means you'll leave and whine elsewhere :)

November 7, 2009 10:00PM

Anonymous said...

But you are still her second best friend.

November 7, 2009 10:01PM

Anonymous said...

If while playing farmville a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!!

November 7, 2009 10:09PM

Anonymous said...

know how i got these scars -------------

November 7, 2009 10:13PM

Anonymous said...

Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?

November 7, 2009 10:16PM

Anonymous said...

Lol yes 847 bg

November 7, 2009 10:17PM

Anonymous said...

I love to put my tongue in her pussy especially when it is soaking wet

November 7, 2009 10:31PM

Anonymous said...

When I see pussy I pound it

November 7, 2009 10:41PM

Anonymous said...

ignorance is your new best friend

November 7, 2009 10:45PM

Anonymous said...

I fucking love farmville. It's the most awesome thing when your high

November 7, 2009 11:08PM

Anonymous said...

Why is everything on this site farmland it's getting old

November 7, 2009 11:13PM

Anonymous said...

10:45 is my new best friend :D

Paramore reference ftw

November 7, 2009 11:15PM

Anonymous said...

Lol!

November 7, 2009 11:26PM

Anonymous said...

bad night for the OP.

November 7, 2009 11:29PM

Anonymous said...

I wanna know how this is better than any other txt.
I have sent in the most random, hilarious and amazing txts and they never get posted
this is shit

November 7, 2009 11:36PM

Anonymous said...

Anything farmland gets on this site

November 7, 2009 11:43PM

Anonymous said...

Yeah, maybe we should all just submit shit about Farmville for guaranteed approval!

November 7, 2009 11:52PM

Anonymous said...

Emmy

November 8, 2009 12:00AM






Anonymous said...

Farmville is her only friend? More like barntown is the girls only person who will talk to her.

- Ken -

November 8, 2009 12:42AM

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is charles Rutherford??

November 8, 2009 12:45AM

Anonymous said...

Ken>Jeff he's so rebellious I'm in love.

November 8, 2009 12:49AM

Anonymous said...

If I had a Nickel..

-Brandon

November 8, 2009 12:59AM

Anonymous said...

I had a friend once

-Luke

November 8, 2009 1:05AM

Anonymous said...

I can say things too

-Jenna

November 8, 2009 1:09AM

Anonymous said...

Thank u 11:36.

WTF is farmville

November 8, 2009 1:18AM

Anonymous said...

farmvillle is my rideee or die ♥
hahha its funn(;

November 8, 2009 1:23AM

Anonymous said...

hahhha 1:23 youu got that right ;D
i loove farmvillle ! yayyyay lolll.

November 8, 2009 1:53AM

Anonymous said...

ehhhmagoshhh LBR much? ahbviouuusly im so much cooler and pretttier thannn awll of youu. woww.

November 8, 2009 1:54AM

Anonymous said...

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November 8, 2009 2:03AM

Anonymous said...

v she read clique

November 8, 2009 2:03AM

Anonymous said...

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November 8, 2009 2:05AM

Anonymous said...

Farmville is just inherently funny.

November 8, 2009 2:18AM

Anonymous said...

I bet farmville is paying dues and shit to get on here... Thinking it's publicity or some shit.. Whatever

November 8, 2009 2:53AM

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm gonna go kill myself. :)

November 8, 2009 3:00AM

Anonymous said...

Chicago number! Whoo!

November 8, 2009 3:04AM

Anonymous said...

How to get your quote on TFLN: mention Farmville, walk of shame, or being high.

November 8, 2009 3:41AM


Anonymous said...

Seriously... I don't know anyone that even uses the phrase 'walk of shame' on a day to day basis. It's semi-annoying to see it on ever other text

November 8, 2009 5:13AM

Anonymous said...

Sofia.

November 8, 2009 6:50AM

Anonymous said...


<random bitching about cliches, random shit that makes no sense, random offensive words for no reason, and bitching about how awful this site is>

November 8, 2009 7:35AM

Anonymous said...

In Soviet Russia, Farmville's only friend is you.

November 8, 2009 11:31AM

Anonymous said...

"I want to fuck a dog."
"I'm honored you trust me with that secret."
"It's not a secret."

My texts are so much better!

November 8, 2009 12:07PM

Anonymous said...

Love soviet russia dude and charles rutheford keep up the good work.
And ppl who play farmville needa learn to masturbate.
jdog

November 8, 2009 12:55PM

Anonymous said...

Who ever wrote this can seriously suck it! This is fucking lame! Way to make 847 look bad! Please move....

November 8, 2009 12:58PM

Anonymous said...

Farmville used to be my only friend.. then my mom got a job!
-Juanita

November 8, 2009 1:19PM

Anonymous said...

We're all just well trained monkeys to society

-cats eye

November 8, 2009 3:08PM

Anonymous said...

12:07, that's the best text I've read on this site in about a month....the ppl who post these things should be castrated.

November 8, 2009 4:40PM

Anonymous said...

Enough of this Farmville shit already...I could care less of you play it...but to fucking talk about it...dude

November 8, 2009 5:54PM

Anonymous said...

Lol

November 8, 2009 8:32PM

Anonymous said...

Ur 847 u prob go to main south with me

November 8, 2009 10:51PM

Anonymous said...

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. . ...
.........

November 8, 2009 11:20PM

Anonymous said...

That's SAD!!

November 8, 2009 11:22PM

Anonymous said...

I sent one that said "god fucking people!"
"what kind of porn are you watching?"

November 9, 2009 12:14AM

Anonymous said...

Laaaaaame

November 9, 2009 7:46AM

Anonymous said...

Wow 12:14, no surprises why they didnt post that.

November 9, 2009 7:46AM

Anonymous said...

whatevvvar thats an LBR lime ehmagawdddds ahhhbviouuusly. my clique is hawwwt.

November 9, 2009 10:56PM

Anonymous said...

this is mariannas text

November 9, 2009 11:51PM

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