I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
Okay you retards, WHERE the fuck does it say TFLN texts have to be funny? WHERE? Is that what the F is for? IS IT? You cockmunching douchebags!!!! Go away.
Are you fucking serious!? This is not funny at all, and I've had a text posted on this site before sovi know that there not all fake, what the fuck is wrong with these mods
9:24 you are a fucking moron! What the fuck would the purpose of posting the texts on this damn site be if they were not funny, interesting, amusing, entertaining? They all kind of fall under funny because texts mostly are that way.
Do you want just regular text messages, you want to read lame, everyday actions from people?
You are a true idiot.
I'm pretty sure 9:24 and 9:40 are the mod who put this text up on here and now realize that was stupid and that the lame crap gets put up and the funny stuff doesnt. Why else would he be so defensive?
ahhhgreed. what a loser beyond repair. like ehmagawd realllay? whatevvvar i have a hawwt boyfrand annnd a pretttayy clique so i dawnt caaaare at awl! (;
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This is stupid. First.
Charles Rutherford thinks it smells like ur mother Norman
seriously? this is a worthy text?
Oh I get it! It's funny because what gets posted to this site is obviously moderated by fucking retards!
-Jeff
SERIOUSLY TFLN? You allow this?
So fucking dumb
What kinda of weird fuck sends that as a text
I'll smell your finger if you'll kiss my ass.
Wow
I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
-Kenny Powers
Hahahaha Jeff owns
What in the shit is with these retarded texts?
I picture some teen just fingered a girl, but they can't be verbal cuz the girl is still around, so he texts his friend this right beside him...
probably sent by a tfln mod and obviously is been with his thumb up his ass.
Fucking retarded
in soviet russia fingers smell you.
hahaha smell my finger so clever soooo interesting. sooo funny.
lol best TFLN ever!
Fail
This site is getting worse
I live in Minnesota and this shows the simplicity of shit heads.
Did you grab my ass?
Yeah, it's the best!
Lame!!!!
I'm sorry, I thought funny texts we're suppose to be posted??
Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait, it's not.
- Jeff
Think of the context u tards!!! Dude obviously just fingered a bitch with a nasty pussy!!!
Oh and Jeff please fucking choke to death on a cock!!!
Charles Rutherford's finger stinks when it's wet!
my finger smells like pussy. My pussy. And its making me horny :)
I <3 Jeff
What context dumbass? He or she probly had that finger in his or her own ass. Stupid text doesn't deserve posting.
First. You're the man, Jeff.
750, from where I'm standing it's physically impossible to grab your ass
Good shit jeff.. U sumbitch
IDE rather not....
I don't get the soviet Russia jokes
Jeff for president!! He's gotta be better then our current eggplant..
perhaps he should have said, smell my phone... gross
Real Jeff ftw!
Okay you retards, WHERE the fuck does it say TFLN texts have to be funny? WHERE? Is that what the F is for? IS IT? You cockmunching douchebags!!!! Go away.
9:24 needs a fucking nap and bottle..
Wanna nap with me then?
Some actually funny texts do not get on, and this does? This site has gone to shit.
Oooh look, another cockmunching douchebag. This site appears to be full of them.
your whole body smells like ass. why should I expect anything different on your finger
My body?
This is SO gay
It's gay? How do you know?
Hi
Hi to you too :)
Are you fucking serious!? This is not funny at all, and I've had a text posted on this site before sovi know that there not all fake, what the fuck is wrong with these mods
Charles Rutherford would rather smell your asshole directly, cut out the middleman
Oh I get it, the OP has recently engaged in anal sex and stuck his finger intocthe sphincter of their partner
-Jeff, now slightly turned on
Before I cum in a girl, I like to sing "never gonna give you up" and afterwards announce that she gas been dickrolled, it's just my way
-Rick Astley
Lick my finger
Lick my cock
Smell my cock
Suck my cock
Bite my cock
Cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush
In soviet Russia fingers smell you
This site should be shut down for putting this lame text up. And Charles Rutherford's finger smells like his own butt.
- Fishbulb
9:24 you are a fucking moron! What the fuck would the purpose of posting the texts on this damn site be if they were not funny, interesting, amusing, entertaining? They all kind of fall under funny because texts mostly are that way.
Do you want just regular text messages, you want to read lame, everyday actions from people?
You are a true idiot.
How the fuck did this make it on here?
Charles Rutherford thinks u all work for [TFLN]
Charles Rutherford is the best thing that ever happened to [TFLN]
Charles Rutherford is HOLLYWOOD
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yeah someone would say this through a text.
this makes me think of beavis and butthead
WHO THE HELL IS CHARLES RUTHERFORD?!?!
My finger smells like my asshole
The only thing funny about this site anymore is Jeff. :(
Haha 7:50 I just watched Night at the Roxbury. Did you grab my ass? Sir, from across the room that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
Wow tfln is a joke
Smell your finger? More like sniff your digit.
If I had a Nickel..
-Brandon
I smelled something once...
-Luke
nooo way lolll. what an LBR! i bet theyy arent part of a clique like mine.
1:20 you are so stupid. who agrees?
Pretty hot there 8:12 ;]
That's what she said
Smell the glove.
not funny even for a second
Boo :(
Smell my pretzel
Pussy yuck
It doesn't count if you stuck it up your own ass....
MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERS POO-HOLE.
Really? This shit gets through and the high lights and low lights of my life never do, i need to hurry up and die
839 lol
I'm pretty sure 9:24 and 9:40 are the mod who put this text up on here and now realize that was stupid and that the lame crap gets put up and the funny stuff doesnt. Why else would he be so defensive?
The mods choose texts to sell shirts not to make the masses chuckle
Are you telling me how to live my life?
You first!
This is from a Dane cook standup.... FAIL!
Haha! I love Jeff! :D
Wow, this site gets gayer by the day.
Ur right 10:26 and 11:33 is the same mod.
Seriously, this site is begining to suck
This text is so lame !.. i used to post funny texts !... Then i became a ginger !
- Davey
this finger?
this is fucking stupid.
Hey :)
HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/09/09
Laaaaame
ahhhgreed. what a loser beyond repair. like ehmagawd realllay? whatevvvar i have a hawwt boyfrand annnd a pretttayy clique so i dawnt caaaare at awl! (;
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